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ADDRESS TO JOIN THE RICHARD CHEESE FANCLUB! Sign up here for updates about Richard Cheese CDs, shows, and other crap! Or, send an email to lounge@richardcheese.com |
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CONTACT DICK
Text "fan richardcheese" to 32665 (FBOOK)
from your mobile phone, and you will be added as fan instantly.
FAN MAIL / MAILING ADDRESS To send some fanmail, naked pictures (ladies only please), or your ATM PIN number to Richard Cheese, send an email to:
EMAIL
REQUEST-A-SONG Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?
FIRST, LOOK AT THE SONGS THAT ARE ALREADY ON RICHARD
CHEESE'S 7 ALBUMS BY READING OUR
TRACKLIST PAGE!
JOIN THE RICHARD CHEESE FANCLUB E-MAIL UPDATE LIST Enter your email address to receive breaking news about Richard Cheese!Please use the sign-up form:
Or, you can sign up by sending an email to
lounge@richardcheese.com
CUSTOMER SERVICE For Richard Cheese web-store customer service, please visit our CDs+CHEESE SHOP page for complete info. DO NOT CALL US. ONLY EMAIL US.
INTERVIEW REQUESTS For interviews, press, radio, television, and other media inquiries, visit our "RICHARD CHEESE PRESSKIT" page (click the link at left).
BOOKINGS / HIRE THE BAND To book the band for private and public events, you must visit the HIRE RICHARD CHEESE page at our SHOWS+BOOKING link above. DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM!
FILM / TV INQUIRIES ► MUSIC
LICENSING FOR TV/FILM/COMMERCIALS -
If you'd like to use one of Richard
Cheese's recordings in a national commercial, TV show, movie, or bus
billboard, get your checkbook ready! We'll tell you right now,
it's EXPENSIVE, so don't contact us unless you're bigtime, baby.
Richard Cheese is represented by
a big Beverly Hills agent, a ruthless Hollywood manager, and a bunch of
offshore attorneys, so be sure you contact us
before you go messin' round. Please send your inquiries directly to: Please note: Before you can obtain permission from us to license or use a master audio recording from Richard Cheese, you must FIRST obtain a separate synchronization license from the original song publishers. We do not control the publishing of the original songs covered by Richard Cheese, and we cannot license our recordings until you have licensed the original song composition/lyrics from the appropriate publishers. Don't ask us about using a song until you have obtained permission from the publisher first. For more info, please see the FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK+FAQ" page. Student film? Short? Documentary? YouTube video? Please see our FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK+FAQ" page regarding indie films and amateur videos. In short, we have a don't ask, don't tell policy on private non-commercial use, but we didn't tell you that.
EMAIL THE BAND Before you send an email, please read the FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK" page first! SERIOUSLY. ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED THERE!!!Richard Cheese, lounge singer (PLEASE DON'T SEND THE SAME
GET AN AUTOGRAPH Please visit our "GET AN AUTOGRAPH" page (click the link at left).
CELEBRITY INQUIRIES Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie star actress secretly in love with Richard Cheese but too shy to profess your affection? Are you afraid that Richard will turn you down because he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic affair with Richard because you both know that show business relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public scrutiny? Do you long to have Richard serenade you in your palatial Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well, Reese, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you have to do is email me, babe.
CARLOTTA INQUIRIES  You wish!
MORE QUESTIONS? Visit our "ABOUT DICK+FAQ" page for other info about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. | ||
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