RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

 

THREE SIMPLE STEPS:

To get free CDs, all you have to do is send an email message to lounge@richardcheese.com with the
following information.  One email per person.

1)  Email subject must be:  OPERATION CHEESEY FREEDOM

2)  Your full name and complete mailing address (must be an official
military address at a base/post/hospital/HQ/station address, not a personal residence).
This offer is open to active-duty military personnel only.  Also, U.S. veterans
since 2000 are eligible.  Members of non-U.S. coalition forces are not eligible
at this time, sorry. Do not attach anything to the email message.

3)  Tell us how many CDs you want.  Do you want 75?  112?  150?
We'll send as many as you want, as long as you promise that the CDs will be
given to your fellow soldiers, and that the CDs will not be re-sold or returned.

4)  Get your buddies to download our other albums on iTunes, or tell your friends
to visit our shop.richardcheese.com website.  Thanks for spreading the cheese!

RULES:

Ask for as many CDs as you want, for your friends, family, and fellow soldiers.  The
more the merrier!  Don't ask for 5 or 10; it costs the same to send 50!

The CDs we're sending out include Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Dick At Nite, and Viva
La Vodka.  CD selections will be at our sole discretion; we cannot honor requests for specific CDs.

Orders will be fulfilled on a first-come, first-served basis.  This offer valid
only while supplies last.  OPERATION CHEESEY FREEDOM will
continue until we're out of stock, or until the Pentagon tells us to stop.

Richard is unable to autograph these CDs, as they are shipped from our warehouse.
CDs will ship in late February.  Please allow 2 weeks for U.S. delivery, or longer
for foreign destinations.

 

EXPLANATION:

Why are we doing this?  Well, we are running out of space in our warehouse, so instead of trying
to sell all of these unsold CDs, we thought we'd just give them away to the most deserving people
we know:  the fine men and women of the U.S. Armed Forces.  We appreciate your dedication
and service to our country, and we hope you enjoy our music and share it with your buddies.

And, of course, we hope you will please tell your civilian friends around the world about Richard
Cheese, and encourage them to visit http://shop.richardcheese.com where they can buy more of
our CDs, Posters, and T-Shirts!  That way, we can afford to record more new CDs for you in
the future.

Thank you for lounging against the machine!
 

* * * * * * * * * *
BRIE ALL THAT YOU CAN BRIE.

RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
 

SWANKIFICATION  ACCOMPLISHED.