You can have Dick personally autograph an 8x10 photograph for you.  You can also purchase an autographed CD or poster, too.  Just visit our "CDs+CHEESE SHOP" page for details.

SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE DOWN WITH THE DICKNESS WITH THESE LIMITED EDITION 8x10 PICTURES OF RICHARD CHEESE, PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED FOR YOU BY RC! - full-color 8"x10" picture! - suitable for framing! - free autograph! Just visit our  CDs+CHEESE SHOP  page for details.

GET YOUR CDs AUTOGRAPHED

If you already have a Richard Cheese CD and would like it autographed, you can send us the sleeve (don't send us the disc, just the sleeve) and Dick will sign it for you!

Just mail the empty sleeve to us, along with a self-addressed padded return envelope, stamped with 3-ounces "package rate" postage.  Please write the name of the autographee on the envelope so Dick knows who to sign it to.  This offer is available only once per household per decade.  Remember, you must send a postage-paid self-addressed stamped return envelope if you want anything sent back to you.  Our mailing address is on our "CONTACT" page.

GET YOUR BREASTS AUTOGRAPHED

This free service is available at Dick's concerts, appearances, and hotel rooms.  Ladies only, please.