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Richard Cheese croons loungey Vegas versions of rock and rap hits. Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you've got Dick.
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FRIDAY 8/29 & SUNDAY 8/31!
● PORTLAND 10/05 ● SEATTLE 10/08
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● ANAHEIM 12/31 ● PHOENIX 01/18
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: 1) Richard Cheese has released 7 fabulous CDs since 2000. 2) You can pre-order his next 3 albums at members.richardcheese.com ! 3) He's playing Vegas, SF, Sacramento, Anaheim, and more cities on his 2008-2009 farewell tour! 4) His music was featured in the film Dawn Of The Dead! 5) You can get YOUR NAME SUNG BY RC on his next CD! 6) He's sold more than 145,000 CDs since 2000! 7) You can request a song for Dick to swankify, see below! 8) He can't count!
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Richard Cheese to our brave troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the rest of the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and support. I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty. Wow! That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words. I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly. That's why I drink so much! I hope we bring you home soon. Keep swingin' and stay safe! ---RC |
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 America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 145,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, and his all-new TV Themes album Dick At Nite, all available in stores and at iTunes. He's releasing several more all-new CDs in 2008, including Viva La Vodka and Lavapalooza, and performing concerts around the U.S. on his "Lounge The Vote" Farewell Tour. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and the NBC-TV shows Las Vegas and Passions, and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, KROQ, Z100, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly . With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. Swank that! ► FOR A COMPLETE BIO, VISIT THE ABOUT DICK+FAQ PAGE! |
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