Richard Cheese croons Vegas lounge-singer versions of rock
and rap songs. Imagine Sinatra singing
Radiohead, and
you've got Dick.
| NEW CD: "OK BARTENDER" | |
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ALL-NEW
"O.K. BARTENDER" CD Order CD now at shop.richardcheese.com click here
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| NEW LIVE CD: "VIVA LA VODKA" | |
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"VIVA LA VODKA:
RICHARD CHEESE LIVE" CD Order CD now at shop.richardcheese.com click here "DELUXE" version available on iTunes. click here |
| NOW ON SALE: "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" | |
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"JOHNNY ALOHA:
LAVAPALOOZA" CD, produced by Richard Cheese! Order CD now at johnnyaloha.com click here |
Dear Fans:
If you've ever obtained my music without paying for it (such as downloading or
filesharing or ripping CDs), please consider making a fair contribution to our
band. Visit the "HONOR THY CHEESE" page at
www.loungemart.com/lm-specials.html and become a true fan
of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. Thank you for your loyalty,
integrity, and support. --RC
| Dear Richard Cheese Fans: Because music piracy and file sharing have destroyed sales of our CDs, we are forced to discontinue the manufacture of new Richard Cheese CDs. The CDs listed below are OUT OF PRINT and will not be manufactured anymore; once we sell all of the CDs on our shelves, they will NOT be available for sale ever again. - DICK AT NITE (only 650 left) - VIVA LA VODKA (only 950 left) - OK BARTENDER (only 1750 left) - JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA (only 2150 left) If you want to own one of these CDs, please buy one now. Our webstore is online at www.loungemart.com . This is not a publicity stunt. We are not a big record label with nationwide retail distribution. We are an independent band. Richard Cheese pays for recording, manufacturing, and packaging costs out of his own pocket. Richard cannot afford to fund any more CDs, because of the decline in music sales. We rely 100% on fan support. We need more customers, or we cannot record any more new songs/albums. We cannot go on tour to raise funds, due to increased travel costs and poor ticket sales. Touring is not an option at this time. If you want Richard Cheese to continue recording music, please buy one of the above CDs, or other merchandise, from our webstore at www.loungemart.com . Or, make a contribution to the Richard Cheese "KickStarter" fund at this link: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richardcheese/fund-new-cd-for-richard-cheese-and-lounge-against Please help by forwarding this message on and getting your new friends to lounge against the machine with us. Getting new fans to support our band financially means jobs for our musicians and engineers, more business for recording studios, and more music for everyone. Please do you what you can to help spread the cheese. If we are able to find funding, we will record new music. But the actual manufacture of physical CDs is over. Get them while you still can. Thank you for your loyalty and support. --Jack Monterey, Operations Manager Coverage Records |
ATTENTION SUPERFANS:
Have you changed your mailing address since March 1, 2010? Tell us here:
http://www.richardcheese.com/superfanchange.html
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: 1) Richard Cheese has released 9 fabulous CDs since 2000, including his new albums "OK BARTENDER" and "VIVA LA VODKA" 2) Richard Cheese is in the studio producing an all-new CD "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" for 2010! 3) You can request a song for Richard to swankify! (see below) 4) Richard Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs! 5) You can hire RC and his swing band to play your wedding, birthday party, or corporate event! 6) We can't count!
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| A LETTER FROM RICHARD CHEESE Dear Fans, Friends, and Packaged Liquor Store Owners: Thank you so much for your kind support of our music and our band. We truly appreciate your enthusiasm, loyalty, and swankiness. I have just finished performing my final farewell tour. This was REALLY it. I've been lounging against the machine since our first CD debuted in 2000, and it's time for me to hang up my tiger-striped tux. The concerts we played on our 2009 "MARTINI HERO" tour were the final stops in those cities (see below). Even though I'm retiring from touring, I'll still be releasing new CDs. Our latest album "OK BARTENDER" was released in March 2010, and our fabulous live album, "VIVA LA VODKA" came out in 2009. These and the rest of our 9 albums are available at iTunes and shop.richardcheese.com . Future albums include "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "NUMBERS OF THE BEAST," "LET IT BRIE," and "A LOUNGE SUPREME." I'm also producing a new album project, "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA," which is now available for pre-order at www.johnnyaloha.com . In the future, we will be working on some other new ventures, including a CD boxed set, a book, a documentary/concert film, and a sandwich comprised of bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Please enjoy your visit to richardcheese.com, and be sure to post a comment at facebook.com/richardcheese. Thanks again for believing in The Cheese, and keep swingin'! ----RC
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● HAVE
RICHARD CHEESE LEAVE A PERSONAL BIRTHDAY
PHONE
MESSAGE ON YOUR FRIEND'S VOICEMAIL!
visit
our CHEESE SHOP!
CDs, SHIRTS, AND GREETING CARDS ON SALE:
● HUGE DICK SALE! NEW
"MY MOMMY LOVES DICK" BABY SHIRTS!
● SEND SOMEONE A BIRTHDAY CARD SIGNED
PERSONALLY BY RICHARD!
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WHO WILL BE DICK'S 100,000TH FACEBOOK FAN?
● GET YOUR FRIENDS TO ADD RC AND YOU BOTH MIGHT WIN A FREE PRIZE!
● CONTESTS ARE ANNOUNCED ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE
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A special message from
Richard Cheese to our brave troops all over the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and enthusiastic support. I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty. Wow! That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words. I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly. That's why I drink so much! I hope we bring you home soon. Keep swingin' and stay safe! ---RC |
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Thanks to everyone who participated in "OPERATION: CHEESEY FREEDOM" last year. We sent out more than 5,000 totally free CDs to military personnel around the globe. Swankification: Accomplished |
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TOMORROW'S STANDARDS TODAY!
 America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes album Dick At Nite, his live album Viva La Vodka, and his latest album OK BARTENDER, all available here at shop.richardcheese.com and at iTunes. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, NBC's Las Vegas, KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, Z100, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly . With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. Swank that! ► FOR A COMPLETE BIO, VISIT THE ABOUT DICK+FAQ PAGE! |
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REQUEST-A-SONG FOR RICHARD CHEESE TO SWANKIFY!
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Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?
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FIRST, SEE WHICH SONGS ARE ALREADY ON
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DICK'S
OTHER CDs . . . . VISIT OUR
TRACKLIST PAGE!
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THEN,
RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST
THE MACHINE
America's swankiest lounge act, playin' swingin' big band covers of rock and rap
hits!
