Richard Cheese croons Vegas lounge-singer versions of rock and rap songs. Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you've got Dick.
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| NEW LIVE CD: "VIVA LA VODKA" | |
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"VIVA LA VODKA:
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| ARRIVING 2010: "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" | |
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"JOHNNY ALOHA:
LAVAPALOOZA" CD Pre-Order CD now at johnnyaloha.com click here |
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: 1) Richard Cheese has released 9 fabulous CDs since 2000, including his new albums "OK BARTENDER" and "VIVA LA VODKA" 2) Richard Cheese is in the studio producing an all-new CD "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" for 2010! 3) You can request a song for Richard to swankify! (see below) 4) Richard Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs! 5) You can hire RC and his swing band to play your wedding, birthday party, or corporate event! 6) We can't count!
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| A LETTER FROM RICHARD CHEESE Dear Fans, Friends, and Packaged Liquor Store Owners: Thank you so much for your kind support of our music and our band. We truly appreciate your enthusiasm, loyalty, and swankiness. I have just finished performing my final farewell tour. This was REALLY it. I've been lounging against the machine since our first CD debuted in 2000, and it's time for me to hang up my tiger-striped tux. The concerts we played on our 2009 "MARTINI HERO" tour were the final stops in those cities (see below). Even though I'm retiring from touring, I'll still be releasing new CDs. Our latest album "OK BARTENDER" was released in March 2010, and our fabulous live album, "VIVA LA VODKA" came out in 2009. These and the rest of our 9 albums are available at iTunes and shop.richardcheese.com . Future albums include "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "NUMBERS OF THE BEAST," "LET IT BRIE," and "A LOUNGE SUPREME." I'm also producing a new album project, "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA," which is now available for pre-order at www.johnnyaloha.com . In the future, we will be working on some other new ventures, including a CD boxed set, a book, a documentary/concert film, and a sandwich comprised of bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Please enjoy your visit to richardcheese.com, and be sure to post a comment at facebook.com/richardcheese. Thanks again for believing in The Cheese, and keep swingin'! ----RC
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A special message from
Richard Cheese to our brave troops all over the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and enthusiastic support. I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty. Wow! That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words. I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly. That's why I drink so much! I hope we bring you home soon. Keep swingin' and stay safe! ---RC |
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Thanks to everyone who participated in "OPERATION: CHEESEY FREEDOM" last year. We sent out more than 5,000 totally free CDs to military personnel around the globe. Swankification: Accomplished |
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 America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes album Dick At Nite, his live album Viva La Vodka, and his latest album OK BARTENDER, all available here at shop.richardcheese.com and at iTunes. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, NBC's Las Vegas, KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, Z100, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly . With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. Swank that! ► FOR A COMPLETE BIO, VISIT THE ABOUT DICK+FAQ PAGE! |
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REQUEST-A-SONG FOR RICHARD CHEESE TO SWANKIFY!
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Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?
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FIRST, SEE WHICH SONGS ARE ALREADY ON
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DICK'S
OTHER CDs . . . . VISIT OUR
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THEN,
