Richard Cheese croons Vegas lounge-singer versions of rock and rap songs.  Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you've got Dick.

 

ARRIVING SUMMER 2010:

LAVAPALOOZA starring JOHNNY ALOHA
 

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A LETTER FROM RICHARD CHEESE Dear Fans, Friends, and Packaged Liquor Store Owners:           Thank you so much for your kind support of our music and our band.  We truly appreciate your enthusiasm, loyalty, and swankiness.           I have just finished performing my final farewell tour.  This was REALLY it.  I've been lounging against the machine since our first CD debuted in 2000, and it's time for me to hang up my tiger-striped tux.  The concerts we played on our 2009 "MARTINI HERO" tour (see below) were the final stops in those cities.           Even though I'm retiring from touring, I'll still be recording new CDs.  Our new live album, "VIVA LA VODKA: RICHARD CHEESE LIVE" is now available in stores and on iTunes, and my new CDs "OK BARTENDER" and "LAVAPALOOZA" are available for pre-order at shop.richardcheese.com.  Future albums include "BACK IN BLACK TIE," "NUMBERS OF THE BEAST," and "A LOUNGE SUPREME."           In the future, we will be working on some other new projects, including new recordings, a book, and a documentary/concert film.           Please enjoy your visit to richardcheese.com, and be sure to post a comment at facebook.com/richardcheese.  Thanks again for believing in The Cheese, and keep swingin'!                                  ----RC      2009 "MARTINI HERO" TOUR Richard played his final concert tour in 2009, with performances in these cities: 01/02/2009 LAS VEGAS at HARD ROCK HOTEL 01/31/2009 SAN DIEGO at HOUSE OF BLUES 02/13/2009 HONOLULU at PIPELINE CAFE 04/15/2009 WASHINGTON DC at 930CLUB 04/18/2009 NEW YORK at WEBSTER HALL 05/03/2009 PHOENIX at WRIGLEY MANSION 05/09/2009 PORTLAND at DANTE'S 05/16/2009 SEATTLE at EL CORAZON 05/24/2009 ANAHEIM at HOUSE OF BLUES 06/06/2009 NEW ORLEANS at HOUSE OF BLUES 06/10/2009 HOUSTON at HOUSE OF BLUES 06/13/2009 ORLANDO at PLAZA THEATRE 07/01/2009 BOSTON at HOUSE OF BLUES 07/04/2009 BANGOR at OPERA HOUSE 07/07/2009 BROOKLYN at MUSIC HALL 07/18/2009 SAN FRANCISCO at BIMBO'S 07/22/2009 SAN DIEGO at HOUSE OF BLUES 07/26/2009 TORONTO at PHOENIX THEATRE 07/31/2009 CHICAGO at HOUSE OF BLUES 08/22/2009 LAS VEGAS at GREEN VALLEY RANCH 08/26/2009 DALLAS at HOUSE OF BLUES 08/29/2009 DENVER at GOTHIC THEATRE 09/04/2009 SEATTLE at SHOWBOX 09/07/2009 PORTLAND at DANTE'S 09/12/2009 PHOENIX at CELEBRITY THEATRE 09/16/2009 LOS ANGELES at HENRY FONDA THEATRE

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A special message from Richard Cheese to our brave troops all over the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and support.  I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty.  Wow!  That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words.  I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly.  That's why I drink so much!  I hope we bring you home soon.  Keep swingin' and stay safe!  ---RC

 

 

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America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards.  Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes album Dick At Nite, his live album Viva La Vodka, and his latest album OK BARTENDER all available here are shop.richardcheese.com and at iTunes. The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu.  His songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, NBC's Las Vegas, KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, Z100, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly .  With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap.  Swank that!   ► FOR A COMPLETE BIO, VISIT THE  ABOUT DICK+FAQ  PAGE!

► REQUEST-A-SONG FOR RICHARD CHEESE TO SWANKIFY! ► Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD? ► FIRST, SEE WHICH SONGS ARE ALREADY ON ► DICK'S OTHER CDs . . . . VISIT OUR TRACKLIST PAGE! ► ► THEN, click here to email your NEW song request idea to RC   ► WHO WILL BE DICK'S 100,000th MYSPACE FRIEND?  Get your friends to add RC and you BOTH might win a free lithograph poster! ►     myspace.com/richardcheese   ► Visit YOUTUBE to see dozens of home-made fan videos featuring Richard Cheese songs, plus RC's fabulous music videos!  ► youtube.com/user/RichardCheese     [YOUTUBE PAGE IS TEMPORARILY DOWN]   ► What else is new?  Our fucking richardcheese.com website!  Dick spent a crapload of cash getting this baby designed and launched, so please click on every link so he gets his money's worth.  If you find a broken link or another serious problem that we missed, please send a DETAILED email to lounge@richardcheese.com and you might win a free autographed 8x10 photo of RC&LATM!   HEY LOOK! IT'S THE ALL-NEW RICHARD CHEESE STICKER!