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Text "fan richardcheese" to 32665 (FBOOK)
from your mobile phone, and you will be added as fan instantly.
FAN MAIL / MAILING ADDRESS
To send some fanmail, naked pictures (ladies only
please), or your ATM PIN number to Richard Cheese, send an email to:
lounge@richardcheese.com
But
before you send an email, please read
the hilarious FAQs at our
F.A.Q.
page first!
SERIOUSLY. ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ARE
ANSWERED THERE!!!
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Or, you can sign up by sending an email to
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Email Update Signup Subscription Fun List is a DOUBLE-OPT-IN LIST, and you will be
required to reply to a confirmation message to confirm your sign-up.
Please be sure that your e-mail will accept messages from Richard Cheese
(lounge@richardcheese.com), and
please check your "junk" folder for screened confirmation e-mail from
our email list service, iContact.com. To unsubscribe, just
email us, and we'll cordially remove you from our list.
INTERVIEW REQUESTS
For interviews, press, radio, television, and other media
inquiries, visit our
"PRESSKIT" page (click the link at left).
BOOKINGS / HIRE THE BAND
To book the band for private and public events, you must
visit the
HIRE RICHARD CHEESE page at our
HIRE
THE BAND
link above. DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM!
FILM / TV INQUIRIES
► MUSIC
LICENSING FOR TV/FILM/COMMERCIALS -
If you'd like to use one of Richard
Cheese's recordings in a national commercial, TV show, movie, or bus
billboard, get your checkbook ready! We'll tell you right now,
it's EXPENSIVE, so don't contact us unless you're bigtime, baby.
Richard Cheese is represented by
a big Beverly Hills agent, a ruthless Hollywood manager, and a bunch of
offshore attorneys, so be sure you contact us
before you go messin' round. Please send your inquiries directly to:
Jack Monterey
Ideatown Entertainment, Los Angeles
lounge@richardcheese.com
Please
note: Before you can obtain permission from us to
license or use a master audio recording from Richard Cheese, you must
FIRST obtain
a
separate synchronization license
from the original song
publishers. We do not control the publishing of the original
songs covered by Richard Cheese, and we cannot license our recordings
until you have licensed the original song composition/lyrics from the
appropriate publishers. Don't ask us about using a song until you
have obtained permission from the publisher first. For more info, please see the
FAQs at our
"ABOUT DICK+FAQ" page.
Student film? Short?
Documentary? YouTube video?
Please see our
FAQs at our
"ABOUT DICK+FAQ" page regarding
indie films
and amateur videos. In short, we have a don't ask, don't tell
policy on private non-commercial use, but we didn't tell you that.
EMAIL THE BAND
Before you send an email, please read the FAQs at our
"ABOUT DICK" page first!
SERIOUSLY. ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ARE
ANSWERED THERE!!!Richard Cheese, lounge singer
Bobby Ricotta, piano
Frank Feta, drums
(PLEASE DON'T SEND THE SAME
MESSAGE TO EVERYONE;
ALL
MESSAGES GO INTO THE SAME
EMAIL INBOX.)
Paul Talbert, webmaster
Jack Monterey, executive producer
Michael Stand,
booking/tour/merchandise manager
To book the band for private and public events, you must
visit our
HIRE RICHARD CHEESE
page at our
SHOWS+BOOKING
link above. DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM!
NOTE:
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT OGLIO
RECORDS OR SURFDOG RECORDS ABOUT RICHARD CHEESE. RICHARD CHEESE IS
AN INDEPENDENT ARTIST, AND HE IS
NO LONGER REPRESENTED BY THOSE RECORD LABELS.
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CELEBRITY INQUIRIES
Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie
star actress secretly in love with Richard Cheese but too shy to profess
your affection? Are you afraid that Richard will turn you down because
he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous
showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic
affair with Richard because you both know that show business
relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public
scrutiny? Do you long to have Richard serenade you in your palatial
Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your
expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well,
Eva, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you
have to do is email me, babe.
CARLOTTA INQUIRIES

You wish!
MORE QUESTIONS?
Visit our "FAQ" page for other info about Richard
Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.
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