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inquiries, visit our
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PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT OGLIO
RECORDS OR SURFDOG RECORDS ABOUT RICHARD CHEESE. RICHARD CHEESE IS
AN INDEPENDENT ARTIST, AND HE IS
NO LONGER REPRESENTED BY THOSE RECORD LABELS.
BOOKINGS / HIRE THE BAND
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HIRE RICHARD CHEESE page at our
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FILM / TV INQUIRIES
LICENSING FOR TV/FILM/COMMERCIALS -
If you'd like to use one of Richard
Cheese's recordings in a national commercial, TV show, movie, or bus
billboard, get your checkbook ready! We'll tell you right now,
it's EXPENSIVE, so don't contact us unless you're bigtime, baby.
Richard Cheese is represented by
a big Beverly Hills agent, a ruthless Hollywood manager, and a bunch of
offshore attorneys, so be sure you contact us
before you go messin' round. Please send your inquiries directly to:
Coverage Records, Los Angeles
note: Before you can obtain permission from us to
license or use a master audio recording from Richard Cheese, you must
separate synchronization license
from the original song
publishers. We do not control the publishing of the original
songs covered by Richard Cheese, and we cannot license our recordings
until you have licensed the original song composition/lyrics from the
appropriate publishers. Don't ask us about using a song until you
have obtained permission from the publisher first. For more info, please see the
Student film? Short?
Documentary? YouTube video?
Please read our
and amateur videos. In short, we have a don't ask, don't tell
policy on private non-commercial use, but we didn't tell you that.
Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie
star actress secretly in love with Richard Cheese but too shy to profess
your affection? Are you afraid that Richard will turn you down because
he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous
showgirls and playmates? Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic
affair with Richard because you both know that show business
relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public
scrutiny? Do you long to have Richard serenade you in your palatial
Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your
expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex? Well,
Eva, it's okay. I'm all yours, just ask. All you
have to do is email me, babe.
Visit our "FAQ" page for other info about Richard
Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.