(2007)

This CD is not explicit; all songs are rated TVG!

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images, and more CD info
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"Groovy!" -- Marcia Brady
 

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ALSO AVAILABLE ON iTUNES:
(2008)
DICK AT NITE KARAOKE-STYLE INSTRUMENTAL TRACKS!
MUSIC-ONLY VERSIONS OF 12 "DICK AT NITE" SONGS!

 NOTE:   ON-SCREEN LYRICS ARE NOT PROVIDED WITH THESE INSTRUMENTAL TRACKS.

 
DICK AT NITE
KARAOKE-STYLE
INSTRUMENTAL
TRACKS
available
exclusively
on iTunes

just search
for
"Richard Cheese"!

  "SILENT NIGHTCLUB" CD

This CD is not explicit; it's 14 songs that are fun for the whole family!  Maybe.

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images, and more CD info
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 NOTE:   THIS ITEM IS SOLD AND SHIPPED BY ITSELF.  THIS ITEM CANNOT BE COMBINED WITH OTHER ITEMS IN THE SAME ORDER.

"It swings like Santa's BALLS!!" -- Will Lee, CBS Orchestra

This greatest hits collection includes 4 all-new tracks, 8 classic favorites, plus 6 newly re-recorded big band versions of RC's earliest songs, now better than ever.  This is the perfect CD to introduce your friends to Dick!

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images, and more CD info
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"This guy may be the best lounge singer ever … or at least the best dressed" -- Chris Rubin, Desert Living Magazine, January 2006

 NOTE:   THIS ITEM IS SOLD AND SHIPPED BY ITSELF.  THIS ITEM CANNOT BE COMBINED WITH OTHER ITEMS IN THE SAME ORDER.

CENSORED VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S SONGS
ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AT ITUNES.

This CD includes the rare hard-to-find track "ME SO HORNY," only available on this CD (not available on iTunes!).

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images, and more CD info
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"It's GREAT!" -- Patton Oswalt, Comedian, July 2005

 NOTE:   THIS ITEM IS SOLD AND SHIPPED BY ITSELF.  THIS ITEM CANNOT BE COMBINED WITH OTHER ITEMS IN THE SAME ORDER.

CENSORED VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S SONGS
ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AT ITUNES.

#RC-AFD-US
U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY
SALE!
ONLY $11.99 plus $3.83 s&h

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U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY

NON-U.S.
CUSTOMERS
MAY PURCHASE
RICHARD CHEESE CD's
FROM revhq.com

With 22 tracks, this is the longest Dick there is!  Don't miss the exclusive "live" tracks, plus a rare "secret" track only available on "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN" CDs purchased from this website (not available on iTunes!).

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images, and more CD info
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"The most ironic tribute act on the planet" -- The Los Angeles Times, 03/04/2004

CENSORED VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S SONGS
ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AT ITUNES.

RC started using a live band on this swanktacular CD, which also includes a special tribute to Britney Spears!  This album also includes secret sound clips between tracks...can you identify the celebrity voices?

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images, and more CD info
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"Although we have mixed feelings about this kind of shit, we couldn't help but be amused...." -- Revolver Magazine, May 2003

CENSORED VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S SONGS
ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AT ITUNES.

(2000)
DICK'S DEBUT CD FEATURES
16 ALTERNATIVE STANDARDS!

This is the CD that started it all.  This album includes the original "early" versions of some of your favorite Richard Cheese songs, which were later re-recorded with a real live big band for Dick's 2006 CD "THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON: THE BEST OF RICHARD CHEESE" (available above).  Originally released by Oglio Records.

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"This is great!" -- Bono, U2, 10/26/2002

CENSORED VERSIONS OF RICHARD CHEESE'S SONGS
ARE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AT ITUNES.

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These official Richard Cheese custom hand-made neckties feature unique prints that will swankify any outfit!  Just like the ones Bobby, Chazz, and Frank wear on stage!

- Snazzy!  Jazzy!  Dry Clean Only!
- LIMITED EDITION!
- Tie pattern/fabric may vary

SWING AROUND THE COLLAR!
 

 click to enlarge
MARTINI POSTER
Four-color 13" x 20" lithograph poster
"TOMORROW'S STANDARDS TODAY"
This fabulous "martini microphone" lithograph poster will make your rec room swing!
 

LITHOGRAPH POSTERS:
- high-quality thick paper
- shipped in tube
- suitable for framing
- printed in U.S.A.
- limited edition; once they're gone, they're gone forever!

choose poster: BLUE MARTINI CHICAGO

To whom shall Dick autograph the poster? (keep it short, first name only, no messages!)

 INCLUDES
 FREE
 AUTOGRAPH!

TO ORDER THIS
ITEM, NON-U.S.
CUSTOMERS
MUST ALSO PURCHASE
THE "$4.90 PRIORITY
MAIL ADD-ON" BELOW.

ALL THREE CD'S
+          +    "TUXICITY"      "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN"	"DICK AT NITE"
OR YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER "TUXICITY" OR "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN" CD!

YOU GET ALL THIS:
►"TUXICITY" CD  $4.99 + $3.83
   "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN" CD  $4.99 + $3.83
►"DICK AT NITE" CD    $6.99 + $2.83
TOTAL RETAIL VALUE:  $27.26  
►YOU PAY JUST $19 TOTAL!

Complete your collection of Cheese with these three fabulous CDs!

 NOTE:   If you don't specify a third CD, we'll send you the new "DICK AT NITE" CD.

 NOTE:   If you purchase the $4 add-on autograph option for this item, be sure you indicate which one of the CDs you want signed.

#RC-TRIPLE-US U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY $18 plus $5.00 s&h  YOU SAVE $4!  In addition to the "TUXICITY" CD and the "I'D LIKE A VIRGIN" CD, select third CD: select one DICK AT NITE I'D LIKE A VIRGIN TUXICITY

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U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY

 

NON-U.S.
CUSTOMERS
MAY PURCHASE
RICHARD CHEESE CD's
FROM revhq.com

"Chop Suey"		"She Hates Me" [already sold]

EXCLUSIVE!
ACTUAL AUTHENTIC ORIGINAL ONE-OF-A-KIND LYRIC SHEETS USED BY RICHARD CHEESE IN THE RECORDING STUDIO!

Each sheet includes hand-written notes made by RC himself while he was singing the songs for his CDs.  Plus, Richard Cheese will personally autograph the page for you.  Suitable for framing!

We guarantee that every lyric sheet is original, one-of-a-kind, and will never be available for sale again.  Don't miss your chance to own a piece of Cheese History!

 NOTE:   All proceeds go directly to Richard Cheese, who is selling these treasures because he is broke.

TO PAY FOR THIS
OFFER, VISIT
exclusive.richardcheese.com

LYRICS SHEETS WILL BE
MAILED SEPARATELY
FROM OTHER ITEMS.
 

	HAVE DICK CALL YOUR FRIEND AND LEAVE A PERSONAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGE!!
CLICK HERE TO HEAR A SAMPLE VOICE MAIL MESSAGE!

- Birthday?  Anniversary?  Job Promotion?  Acquittal?
  Whatever the occasion, just give us your friend's
  cellphone number, and Richard Cheese will
  PERSONALLY call and leave a personal
  voicemail message for him or her!

- Richard will make the phone call on whatever day
  you say, during normal business hours, assuming
  he's not drunk.

- U.S. & CANADA PHONE NUMBERS ONLY, SORRY.
We can do international calls, but it will cost a lot more.

 NOTE:   RICHARD WILL NOT CALL AND TALK TO THE PERSON; THIS OFFER IS ONLY FOR A BRIEF VOICEMAIL MESSAGE TO BE LEFT ON THE PERSON'S VOICEMAIL.  RICHARD WILL ONLY LEAVE ONE VOICEMAIL MESSAGE ON ONE CELLPHONE NUMBER PER CUSTOMER.  WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CELLPHONE OR VOICEMAIL TECHNOLOGY PROBLEMS, AND ONCE RICHARD LEAVES THE MESSAGE, NO REFUNDS SHALL BE GIVEN.  THIS OFFER IS FOR PERSONAL NON-COMMERCIAL USE ONLY.  BROADCAST, DISTRIBUTION, OR OTHER UNAUTHORIZED USE OF VOICEMAIL MESSAGE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.  OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.  OTHER RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

#RC-SHIRT-US U.S. CUSTOMERS SALE! ONLY $9.99 plus $4.60 s&h Choose Shirt Style+Size select shirt LADIES VEGAS S LADIES VEGAS M LADIES VEGAS L MENS VEGAS MED. MENS VEGAS LARGE MENS VEGAS XL MENS VEGAS 2XL

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#RC-SHIRT-INTL NON-U.S. CUSTOMERS SALE! ONLY $9.99 plus $9.00 s&h Choose Shirt Style+Size select shirt LADIES VEGAS S LADIES VEGAS M LADIES VEGAS L MENS VEGAS MED. MENS VEGAS LARGE MENS VEGAS XL MENS VEGAS 2XL

 

NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS ON CLOTHING

	LADIES "I LOVE DICK" TANKTOP  FOR CHICKS WHO LOVE DICK!  (S, M, L, XL)

- pink on black
- fine quality tanktop shirt
- superhot girl not included
MAKE A STATEMENT WITH YOUR RACK!

model:  Carlotta
 

#RC-TANK-US U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY ONLY $9.99 plus $3.80 s&h Specify Size I LOVE DICK S I LOVE DICK M I LOVE DICK L I LOVE DICK XL

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model:  Carlotta
 

#RC-THONG-US U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY $9.99 plus $3.10 s&h Specify Size 1/2/3 and Color SIZE 1 SMALL BLACK SIZE 2 MEDIUM BLACK SIZE 3 LARGE BLACK

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#RC-THONG-INTL NON-U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY $9.99 plus $6.10 s&h Specify Size 1/2/3 and Color SIZE 1 SMALL BLACK SIZE 2 MEDIUM BLACK SIZE 3 LARGE BLACK

SOME SIZES
SOLD OUT
UNTIL
SEPTEMBER 30 2008

NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS ON CLOTHING

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HAVE DICK SEND A PERSONALLY SIGNED HOLIDAY GREETING CARD TO SOMEONE ON YOUR LIST IN 2008!

- Full-color 4¼" X 5½" card
- Personally signed by RC to your friend, family member, or warden!
- Cards will be mailed out in December 2008!
- Message printed inside:  WISHING YOU A SWINGIN' HOLIDAY SEASON!
- Mailed directly from Dick to the address you provide!

 NOTE:   BE SURE TO SPECIFY THE FULL NAME AND COMPLETE ADDRESS OF WHO YOU WANT THE CARD MAILED TO.  THAT NAME&ADDRESS WILL BE PRINTED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE ENVELOPE, THE ENVELOPE GETS STAMPED, AND THAT GETS PUT IN THE MAIL.

Cartoon drawing by artist Douglas Pledger www.douggy.com

To what name shall Dick sign the card?

(keep it short, first name only, no messages!)

RECIPIENT NAME AND MAILING ADDRESS:

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#RC-HC-INTL
NON-U.S. CUSTOMERS

ONLY $5.95 plus $6 s&h