Here are some of Richard Cheese's favorite cocktails.  Please don't drink and drive.  Just drink!

This simple drink is nevertheless effective, both for getting a buzz and curing yeast infections.  Salut!

ingredients:
cranberry juice
vodka

Serve over ice in a highball glass, use a straw to get every last drop.  And don't wreck it with a lime.  Limes are lames!

Everyone loves this exotic island concoction, especially when it's brewed at Trader Vic's.

ingredients:
light rum
coconut milk
crushed pineapples
crushed ice

Mix in electric blender at high speed until thirsty.  Strain into tiki mug and serve with straw and tropical umbrella.  Pupus optional.

Dick's favorite Chinese restaurant in Palm Springs, California is called Wang's Of The Desert, and this martini is their house specialty.

ingredients:
orange vodka
orange juice
splash of lemon juice
simple syrup (sugarwater!)

Shake with ice, strain into martini glass, garnish with orange wedge.  Get a table near the buddha statue, and drink irresponsibly.

Got a drink recipe you'd like to share?  Email it to Dick at lounge@richardcheese.com.

Government Warning:  According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages WHILE PREGNANT.  Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery and may cause health problems.  DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.

Richard Cheese Warning:  Hey ladies, it is totally okay to have a lot of drinks and then come back to my hotel room with me.  DO DRINK AND DICK!