RICHARD CHEESE PRESSKIT

           

Welcome to the RICHARD CHEESE PRESSKIT page, full of valuable information for journalists, broadcasters, and stalkers.

PLEASE DIRECT YOUR READERS / LISTENERS / VIEWERS TO:
RICHARDCHEESE.COM
 

 "FACT SHEET" is BELOW

 

 CD NEWS



Richard Cheese's latest album is called
"OK BARTENDER"
Visit okbartender.com for details.

click here for "OK Bartender" PDF info sheet

  "OK BARTENDER" ALBUM

The "OK BARTENDER" CD is available now
at shop.richardcheese.com. It will be available
on iTunes in March 2010.

Promotional/review CDs are NOT available to the
press, radio, or webzines.  Sorry, we can't afford it.
Song previews can be heard at okbartender.com.

Richard Cheese will also release 3 MORE NEW
ALBUMS
to fans in 2010/2011:
"LAVAPALOOZA"
in late 2010
"BACK IN BLACK TIE" in 2011
"A LOUNGE SUPREME"
in 2011/2012.
Visit shop.richardcheese.com for details.

All of Richard Cheese's CDs are listed below.

 

 

 TOUR NEWS

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine toured the U.S. last year on their 2009 "MARTINI HERO" FAREWELL TOUR.  Complete tour dates are listed at the "Tour History" page at the  SHOWS+BOOKING  link above.  These were the last shows that Richard Cheese performed with his Lounge Against The Machine band in those cities. 

In 2011, Richard Cheese is planning to tour with his all-new Hawaiian Tiki band, in support of his forthcoming exotica album "LAVAPALOOZA."
For details, visit lavapalooza.com.
See a "LAVAPALOOZA" promo ad here.

 

 

 OFFICIAL BIO

SHORT SUMMARY:
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40 hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional pop vocal standards.  Cheese has sold more than 175,000 CDs since 2000; his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his Christmas album Silent Nightclub, his TV Themes album Dick At Nite, his live album VIVA LA VODKA, and his all-new 9th album OK BARTENDER, all available in stores and at iTunes.  He's working on three more all-new CDs, Lavapalooza, Back In Black Tie, and A Lounge Supreme.  The hardest working Dick in show business has played sellout shows all over the world, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Honolulu to Hollywood.  Richard Cheese's songs have been featured in the movie Dawn Of The Dead and the NBC-TV shows Las Vegas and Passions, and he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, KROQ's Kevin & Bean Show, Opie & Anthony, Howard Stern, MTV's Say What Karaoke?, Fox News Channel's Fox & Friends, and as the house band 20 times on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly.  With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap.  Swank that!


FULL BIO
:
doc file       text file

Complete bio is also on-line at the  ABOUT DICK + FAQ  link above, and
at
www.facebook.com/richardcheese.

 

 

 DOWNLOADABLE IMAGES &
 ALBUM COVERS


Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
 

"RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE"

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L-R: Bobby Ricotta, Frank Feta, Richard Cheese


 
Swingin'   "RICHARD CHEESE IN RED TUXEDO"
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"RICHARD CHEESE" LOGO
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Richard Cheese is a registered U.S. trademark.


 

"OK BARTENDER" CD!   "OK BARTENDER" (2009)
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promotional flyer PDF  NEW!


 
VIVA LA VODKA CD!   "VIVA LA VODKA: RICHARD CHEESE LIVE" (2009)
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promotional flyer PDF
one-sheet PDF

 
DICK AT NITE CD!   "DICK AT NITE" (2007)
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promotional flyer PDF

 
SILENT NIGHTCLUB CD!   "SILENT NIGHTCLUB" (2006)
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SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON CD!   "THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON" (2006)
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APERITIF FOR DESTRUCTION CD!   "APERITIF FOR DESTRUCTION" (2005)
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I'D LIKE A VIRGIN CD!

 

"I'D LIKE A VIRGIN" (2004)
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TUXICITY CD!

 

"TUXICITY" (2002)
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LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE CD!

 

"LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" (2000)
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 TOUR HISTORY

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine have performed hundreds of concerts around the world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu.  A comprehensive Tour History is on-line at the  SHOWS+BOOKING  link above.

 

 

 RICHARD CHEESE
 FACT SHEET
Artist Name:
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine


Official Website:
richardcheese.com
facebook.com/richardcheese 


Albums:
OK Bartender (2009)  okbartender.com
Viva La Vodka (2009)  vivalavodka.com 
Dick At Nite (2007)
Silent Nightclub (2006)
The Sunny Side Of The Moon: The Best Of Richard Cheese (2006)
Aperitif For Destruction (2005)
I'd Like A Virgin (2004)
Tuxicity (2002)
Lounge Against The Machine (2000 debut)


Forthcoming albums:
LavaPalooza (coming in 2010)  lavapalooza.com
Back In Black Tie
A Lounge Supreme


CD Song Lists:
www.richardcheese.com/rtracks.html


Official FaceBook Page:
www.facebook.com/richardcheese


Official MySpace Page:
www.myspace.com/richardcheese


Official YouTube Page:
www.youtube.com/user/richardcheese
[some videos temporarily unavailable]


Publicity/Press/Interviews:
Michael Stand
Richard Cheese Presents
lounge@richardcheese.com
[please read our FAQs first]


Management/Licensing:
Jack Monterey, World Information Management
lounge@richardcheese.com
[please read our FAQs first]


Hire/Bookings:
please visit the  SHOWS+BOOKING  link above.


Distribution:
Coverage Records!
Revelation Distribution
please visit the  CONTACT  link above.


Record Label:
Coverage Records!
Coverage Records
please visit the  CONTACT  link above.




 IMPORTANT 
Please note that Richard Cheese is an independent artist, and is NOT represented by Surfdog Records or Oglio Records.
 

 

 

 INTERVIEW REQUESTS


PHOTO PASSES FOR LIVE CONCERTS
Sorry, Richard does not permit professional photography at his live performances.

 

INTERVIEWS FOR RADIO
To schedule a broadcast radio interview, please contact:
Michael Stand
Publicity Manager, Richard Cheese Presents
lounge@richardcheese.com

Sorry, Richard regrets that he cannot fulfill interview requests from non-broadcast radio, internet, web, satellite, podcasts, or CB radio enthusiasts. 
There just aren't enough hours in the day, sorry.  Thank you for your understanding.  Richard also regrets that the people at OneMicrophone.com are rude unprofessional crybaby dipshits.
NOTE:  Promotional CDs are not available for radio/internet.  All Richard Cheese albums can be heard on iTunes.

 

INTERVIEWS FOR TV / PRINT / MEDIA
For presskits, EPK, and interviews with Richard Cheese, please contact:
M
ichael Stand
Publicity Manager, Richard Cheese Presents
lounge@richardcheese.com

Richard regrets that he is unable to fulfill interview requests from webzines, blogs, cable, and non-broadcast programs.  There just aren't enough hours in the day, sorry.
NOTE:  Promotional CDs are not available for print/press.  All Richard Cheese albums can be heard on iTunes.

 

INTERVIEWS FOR WEBSITES / BLOGS / ON-LINE REVIEWS / WEBZINES
Richard regrets that he is unable to fulfill interview requests from on-line journalists and internet-only reviewers.  There just aren't enough hours in the day, sorry.
NOTE:  Promotional CDs are NOT available for websites/bloggers.  All Richard Cheese albums can be heard on iTunes.

 

Please note that Richard Cheese must be given complete advance editorial pre-approval of all interviews; this is the only way that we can be assured that Richard is not misquoted or taken out of context.  If your rag has corporate policies which prevent such accuracy, then you're a sellout and you should quit working for the man, man.

 

 

 PROMOTIONAL CDs

The latest Richard Cheese albums can be heard on iTunes.  Promotional copies of Richard Cheese CDs are no longer distributed to radio or press.  Just pony up the $9.99 iTunes download fee and you can hear the whole album, okay?  This is more economical for us, faster for you, better for the environment, and easier on Digby the truss-wearin' mailman.
 

RICHARD CHEESE'S NEW CDs ARE DISTRIBUTED TO U.S. RETAIL STORES BY REVELATION RECORDS.
For distribution info, please see the  CONTACT  link above.


Richard Cheese's older CDs are distributed by ADA.  For promo requests, please use the record label contact information below.


 IMPORTANT
Please note that Richard Cheese is an independent artist,
and is
no longer represented by Surfdog Records or Oglio Records.

 

 

 CD DISTRIBUTION / CATALOG
Richard Cheese CDs
released by Coverage Records:
Viva La Vodka
  Lavapalooza  o.k. bartender  Back In Black Tie  Back In Black Tie 
OK BARTENDER
(2009)
VIVA LA VODKA
(2009)
LAVAPALOOZA
(2010)
BACK IN BLACK TIE (2010/2011)
A LOUNGE SUPREME (2010/2011)
DICK AT NITE (2007)


For retail/distribution/promo for these CDs, please contact:
Coverage Records!

  

Coverage Records
lounge@richardcheese.com
www.coveragerecords.com


We apologize, but promotional CDs are not being
made available for print/press, radio, or online
journalists.  All Richard Cheese albums can be
heard on
iTunes.
 


 

Richard Cheese CDs
released by Surfdog Records:

TUXICITY  (2002, re-released by Surfdog in 2006)
I'D LIKE A VIRGIN
  (2004, re-released by Surfdog in 2006)
APERITIF FOR DESTRUCTION
  (2005)
THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE MOON
  (2006)
SILENT NIGHTCLUB
  (2006)


As of February 2007, Richard Cheese was
no longer represented by Surfdog Records.



 
Richard Cheese CDs
released by Oglio Records:

LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
  (2000 debut)

As of June 2001, Richard Cheese was
no longer represented
by Oglio Records
.

 

 

 

 SPELLING

Please make sure you get the name right.

The name of the artist is RICHARD CHEESE.
The name of the band is LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

The name is the act is RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

(it's NOT "Richard Cheese and the Lounge Against The Machine").

Or, print it like this: Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, with all six words capitalized.

 

 

 MUSIC LICENSING FOR
 TV / FILM / COMMERCIALS

Get your checkbook ready!  Richard Cheese is represented by a big Hollywood agent, but please send your inquiries directly to:

Jack Monterey
Ideatown Entertainment, Los Angeles
lounge@richardcheese.com



 IMPORTANT
We do not control the publishing of the original songs covered by Richard Cheese.
In addition to licensing the master audio recordings from Richard Cheese,
you
must ALSO separately obtain synchronization licenses from the original song's
publishers and writers first.
  More information can be found on our FAQ page at
the 
 ABOUT DICK+FAQ  link above.  Please see the FAQs regarding student
films and amateur videos.
  Use our material at your own risk; violators will be
prosecuted; the crow flies at midnight.

 

 

 HIRE THE BAND / BOOKING

To book the band for private and public events, you must fill out the booking form at our  SHOWS+BOOKING  page.
DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM!