2009 TOUR SCHEDULE

 S E E    B E L O W

Richard Cheese has performed hundreds of shows in venues around the world since the year 2000.  Please see the TOUR HISTORY page at richardcheese.com.

In 2009, Richard will play one last round of shows before he retires his Lounge Against The Machine band forever.  Why is Richard retiring his LATM band?   See note at bottom of page.   Richard will tour again in 2010 with an all-new Hawaiian band lineup!

 

2009 "MARTINI HERO" TOUR

 

THESE WILL BE THE LAST-EVER SHOWS
RICHARD CHEESE PLAYS WITH HIS
LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BAND.

COMPLETE INFO & TICKETS BELOW

 
 
CURRENT SHOW DATES:

Washington DC 04/15 CLUB 930
New York City 04/18 WEBSTER HALL
Phoenix 05/03 WRIGLEY MANSION
Portland 05/09 DANTE'S
Seattle 05/16 EL CORAZON
Anaheim 05/24 HOUSE OF BLUES

New Orleans 06/06 HOUSE OF BLUES

Houston 06/10 HOUSE OF BLUES
Orlando 06/13 PLAZA THEATER

Boston 07/01 HOUSE OF BLUES
Bangor 07/04 BANGOR OPERA HOUSE TICKETS
New York 07/07 MUSIC HALL OF WILLIAMSBURG
TICKETS
San Francisco
 07/18 BIMBO'S  TICKETS

San Diego 07/22 HOUSE OF BLUES  TICKETS
Toronto 07/26 THE PHOENIX TICKETS
Chicago 07/31 HOUSE OF BLUES
TICKETS
Las Vegas 08/22 GREEN VALLEY RANCH TICKETS
Denver 08/29 GOTHIC THEATRE TICKETS
Seattle
09/05 PRIVATE PARTY
Portland 09/07 DANTE'S
TICKETS
Phoenix 09/12 CELEBRITY THEATRE
TICKETS

Sorry to everyone if we miss your city, Richard just
can't squeeze you all in, if you know what I mean.
 

TO BOOK THE BAND, CLICK
  "HIRE RC FOR YOUR EVENT"

 

 

 

 

 
   

 

TOUR SCHEDULE.
SHOW INFO.
TICKETS.

 

 

2009 JUNE
     
     
     
TUESDAY
23
JUNE
NEW CD RELEASE
"VIVA LA VODKA"

AVAILABLE IN STORES,
ON ITUNES, AND WHEREVER
MUSIC IS SOLD!

OR, PRE-ORDER THE ALBUM NOW AT
MEMBERS.RICHARDCHEESE.COM
AND YOU'LL RECEIVE IT NEXT WEEK!
 

"VIVA LA VODKA" ALBUM

 

     
     
     



 
2009 JULY
     
     
     
     
FRIDAY
3
JULY
 
BANGOR MAINE
LIVE ON THE RADIO

7:00AM

LISTEN TO RICHARD
PERFORM LIVE ON
THE KISS 94.5FM
MIKE & MIKE
MORNING SHOW!

     
     
     
SATURDAY
4
JULY


THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

BANGOR MAINE
BANGOR OPERA HOUSE
part of the Lebowski Bowl-a-Rama
Movie & Concert Party Weekend!


DICK'S FIRST-EVER
CONCERT IN MAINE!
AND HIS LAST!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Saturday, July 4, 2009 ONLY
Bangor Opera House
131 Main Street

Bangor, ME 04401
(
207) 942-3333
www.bangpopmaine.com/lebowski/

The Lebowski Bowl-A-Rama is a two-day event being held in Bangor, Maine on July 4 & 5, 2009.
Richard Cheese is ONLY there on July 4.



All Ages, General Admission
Doors Open 7:00PM
Fireworks 9:00PM
Richard Cheese performs 9:40PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.



Advance tickets (not including
outrageous service charges and tax):
$30.00 general admission
or
$45.00 for the 2-day weekend, including bowling party at separate venue.


ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!

Tickets on sale through the Penobscot Theatre box office online www.penobscottheatre.org, by phone 207-942-3333, or at the venue (M-F 10AM-5PM).


SCHEDULE SATURDAY 7/4/2009:
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
7:30PM - OPENER TO BE ANNOUNCED
9:00PM - CITY OF BANGOR FIREWORKS
9:40PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
11:30PM - "THE BIG LEBOWSKI" SCREENING
(schedule subject to change)
 

EMCEED BY
MIKE ELLIOTT
from
THE
MIKE & MIKE
SHOW!

     
     
     
MONDAY
6
JULY
 
PERFORMING ON
THE JOHN PIZZARELLI
SYNDICATED
RADIO SHOW

 
RADIO DELUXE
with JOHN PIZZARELLI
airs weekly on about 70 stations in the United States and Canada!

Visit www.johnpizzarelli.com
for stations and airtimes, or to
hear the podcast..


 

     
     
     
TUESDAY
7
JULY


 

 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

 

 

NEW YORK / BROOKLYN
MUSIC HALL OF
WILLIAMSBURG

BACK IN NY
BY POPULAR DEMAND!
FAREWELL TOUR!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Music Hall of Williamsburg
66 North 6th St
Brooklyn, NY 11211


18+, Doors Open 7:00PM
Richard Cheese performs 8:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras

Advance General Admission
Seated Tickets
(the first 300 people
through the door get a seat)

$35

[ taxes/charges additional ]

ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!

 

SCHEDULE TUESDAY 07/07/2009:
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
8:00PM SHARP - RC&LATM PERFORM
(schedule subject to change)

 

MUSIC HALL
OF
WILLIAMSBURG

 


TOUR

     
     
     
SATURDAY
11
JULY
 
INTERNATIONAL
RICHARD CHEESE DAY


LET FREEDOM SWING!

Celebrate Earth's Favorite Lounge Singer as the world honors Richard Cheese on INTERNATIONAL RICHARD CHEESE DAY, JULY 11, 2009!

Pay tribute to the legendary lounge laureate on this special day by buying one of his albums, cranking up his music in your car or office, or emailing him pictures of your hot stripper cousin.


UNITED WE LOUNGE!

 
     
     
     
SATURDAY
18
JULY

 


 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

SAN FRANCISCO
BIMBO'S

THIS REALLY IS THE VERY
LAST TIME
YOU CAN SEE
RICHARD CHEESE PERFORM
WITH HIS LOUNGE AGAINST
THE MACHINE BAND IN
SAN FRANCISCO!
ABSOLUTELY FINAL SF FAREWELL SHOW!
 

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Bimbo's 365 Club
1025 Columbus Avenue
(at Chestnut Street)
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 474-0365
www.bimbos365club.com

21 & Over, General Admission Seating
Some reserved seats may be available
Pretty much everyone gets a chair!
Doors Open 7:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.

Advance Tickets $35 plus fees/tax.
Advance VIP "Meet 'N' Greet" Tickets $60
(include exclusive after-show meet and greet party with RC)


ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!

CLICK HERE!

SCHEDULE SATURDAY 7/18/2009:
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
7:30PM - OPENER "PROJECT: PIMENTO"!!
8:15PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
10:00PM - AFTER SHOW MEET & GREET PARTY
(schedule subject to change)

GET THERE EARLY!!!
PROJECT PIMENTO IS AWESOME!!!
AND DICK MIGHT SING A SONG WITH THEM!

 

 

BIMBO'S!


TOUR

 

     
     
     
WEDNESDAY
22
JULY

 


 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

SAN DIEGO
HOUSE OF BLUES

DICK RETURNS FOR ONE LAST GIG IN SAN DIEGO!

COMIC-CON FANS,
THIS SHOW IS
FOR YOU!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The House Of Blues
1055 5th Ave
San Diego, CA 92101
http://www.hob.com

21 & Over, General Admission
Doors Open 7:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.

Advance tickets (not including
outrageous service charges and tax):

$29.00 general admission tickets

$49.00 reserved balcony seating

$75.00 reserved VIP seating
with after-show meet & greet party!

 
ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE
!

TICKETS ON SALE AT TICKETMASTER AND AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES BOX OFFICE.  YOU CAN AVOID TICKETMASTER CHARGES BY PURCHASING TICKETS IN PERSON AT THE HOB BOX OFFICE.

SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY 7/22/2009
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
8:00PM - OPENING ACT PERFORMS
9:00PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
(schedule subject to change)
 

 

house of blues!


TOUR

comic-con!

     
     
     
SUNDAY
26
JULY

 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

TORONTO
THE PHOENIX THEATRE

RICHARD CHEESE
FINALLY
PERFORMS IN CANADA!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Sunday, July 26, 2009
The Phoenix Concert Theatre
410 Sherbourne Street
Toronto, ON M4X 1K2, Canada
(416) 323-1251


19 & Over
Doors Open 7:00PM
Showtime 8:00PM SHARP
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.

Advance tickets (not including
outrageous service charges and tax):

$35.00 general admission standing room only

$60.00 seated general admission

$99.00 VIP seated FRONT ROW

ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE
!

SCHEDULE SUNDAY 7/26/2009
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
8:00PM - RICHARD CHEESE PERFORMS
(schedule subject to change)

 

[THIS IS THE NEW AND FINAL DATE FOR OUR TORONTO SHOW.  PREVIOUS DATES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO THIS NEW JULY 26 SHOW.]

 


TOUR

 

     
     
     
WEDNESDAY
29
JULY

 

 

CHICAGO
LIVE ON THE
JONATHON BRANDMEIER
RADIO MORNING SHOW

LISTEN TO RICHARD CHEESE
PERFORMING LIVE ON THE
JONATHON BRANDMEIER MORNING
SHOW ON 97.9 WLUP-FM!

Don't miss this amazing radio reunion! 

 

THE LOOP IN CHICAGO


TOUR

 

     
     
     
THURSDAY
30
JULY

 

 

CHICAGO
WGN-TV9
MORNING SHOW!

WATCH RICHARD CHEESE
PERFORM LIVE ON CHICAGO'S
VERY OWN
WGN CHANNEL 9!

 

 

WGN-TV
 


TOUR

 

     
     
     
FRIDAY
31
JULY

 


 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

CHICAGO
HOUSE OF BLUES

DICK RETURNS FOR ONE LAST GIG IN CHICAGO!

 

 


Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Friday, July 31, 2009
House of Blues Chicago
329 N. Dearborn
Chicago, IL 60610
(312) 923.2000
http://www.hob.com/venues/clubvenues/chicago/
17 & Over, General Admission
Doors Open 7:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.
Advance tickets $33.00 plus facility fees plus tax and service charges

ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!
 

TICKETS ON SALE NOW AT TICKETMASTER AND AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES BOX OFFICE.  YOU CAN AVOID TICKETMASTER CHARGES BY PURCHASING TICKETS IN PERSON AT THE HOB BOX OFFICE.

 


SCHEDULE FRIDAY 7/31/2009
7:30PM - WILL-CALL WINDOW OPENS
7:30PM - DOORS OPEN
9:00PM - OPENING ACT
10:00PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
(schedule subject to change)

NOTE: THIS CHICAGO SHOW IS DICK'S ONLY SCHEDULED 2009 MIDWEST APPEARANCE!
We truly hope our fans in Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Iowa, Missouri,
Ohio, Indiana, Canada, and everyplace else will please come to Chicago to see us!

 

house of blues!


TOUR

 

     
     
     
! HIRE RICHARD CHEESE TO PERFORM
AT YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION!

Imagine how cool THAT would be!
Visit our  SHOWS+BOOKING  page for
information on hiring the band!

 
     
     
     



 
2009 AUGUST
     
     
     
SUNDAY
9
AUGUST
 
LONDON, ENGLAND
CANCELLED


SORRY, due to difficulties obtaining performance permits, we are NOT
playing in the U.K.
on this date.

We will try to play a show in Europe in 2010.

Sorry again to our loyal and enthusiastic fans, we apologize for the inconvenience and we do hope to see you soon!

 

     
     
     
SATURDAY
22
AUGUST
 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

LAS VEGAS
GREEN VALLEY RANCH

RICHARD CHEESE &
LOUNGE AGAINST
THE MACHINE'S
LAST EVER CONCERT
PERFORMANCE
IN LAS VEGAS!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Green Valley Ranch
Ovation Showroom
2300 Paseo Verde Parkway
Henderson NV 89052

greenvalleyranchresort.com
21 & Over, Doors Open 7:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.


Advance tickets (not including
outrageous service charges and tax):

$35 GENERAL ADMISSION

$49 GENERAL ADMISSION SEATING


$99 FRONT ROW RESERVED SEATS
 

TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!

TICKETS WENT ON SALE 6/17/2009

SCHEDULE FRIDAY 8/21/2009
7:00PM DOORS OPEN
8:00PM RC&LATM PERFORM!
(schedule subject to change)


TOUR

 

     
     
     
FRIDAY
28
AUGUST
 
DENVER
MODERNISM SHOW!

Look for Dick at this
swingin' modernism convention!

denvermodernism.com

 

 

     
     
     
SATURDAY
29
AUGUST
 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

DENVER
GOTHIC THEATRE

DICK FINALLY PLAYS
DENVER!
FAREWELL SHOW!

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Saturday, August 29, 2009
The Gothic Theatre
3263 South Broadway
Denver CO 80110
gothictheatre.com

16 & Over, General Admission
Doors Open 8:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.



Advance tickets (not including
outrageous service charges and tax):

$35 general admission tickets

$50 VIP early-entry tickets plus an after-show meet & greet party with Richard Cheese!


Tickets are always available at the Gothic box office service charge free, and advance tickets are available any night we have a show. The box office opens 30 minutes before doors.

TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!


SCHEDULE SATURDAY 8/29/2009
7:30PM VIP EARLY ENTRY
8:00PM DOORS OPEN
8:30PM CHARLES PHOENIX RETRO SLIDESHOW
9:30PM RC&LATM PERFORM!

(schedule subject to change)


TOUR

WITH
SPECIAL
GUEST

CHARLES
PHOENIX

RETRO
SLIDE
SHOW!

     
     
     
! HIRE RICHARD CHEESE TO PERFORM
AT YOUR COMPANY HOLIDAY PARTY!

Imagine how cool THAT would be!
Visit our  SHOWS+BOOKING  page for
information on hiring the band!
 
     
     
     



 
2009 SEPTEMBER
     
     
     
SATURDAY
5
SEPTEMBER
 
SEATTLE
PRIVATE PARTY

NO, YOU CAN'T GO!

 


TOUR

 

     
     
     
MONDAY
7
SEPTEMBER

 

EARLY
SHOW!

 

THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!

PORTLAND
DANTE'S

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Sunday, September 7, 2009

Dante's
1 SW 3rd Avenue (at Burnside)
Portland, Oregon 97204
www.danteslive.com
(503) 226-6630

Doors Open 5:00PM
Showtime 6:00PM
21 & Over, No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras

Advance VIP Seated Tickets
$60
(includes a reserved seat)

Advance General Admission Tickets
$29

Day Of Show $40 at the door (if available!)

ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE NOW!
CLICK HERE!

 

SCHEDULE MONDAY 09/07/2009
5:00PM - DOORS OPEN
6:00PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
7:45PM - BOBBY GOES TO THE AIRPORT
(schedule subject to change)

 

Dante's Portland!
Portland,
Oregon


TOUR

 

     
     
     
SATURDAY
12
SEPTEMBER
 
PHOENIX
CELEBRITY THEATER

BACK BY POPULAR
DEMAND
FOR ONE FINAL
LOUNGE AGAINST THE
MACHINE CONCERT
IN PHOENIX!

 

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Celebrity Theatre
440 North 32nd Street
Phoenix, Arizona 85008
(602) 267-1600
www.celebritytheatre.com

18 & Over, Reserved Seating
Doors Open 7:00PM
No Smoking, No Videotaping, No Bras.

Advance tickets (not including fees/taxes):
Rows 1 to 3 VIP:  $100
*
Rows 4 to 8 VIP:  $69
*
Remaining Rows:   $45



 
*ROWS 1-3 ALSO INCLUDE A SPECIAL AUTOGRAPHED 8X10 PHOTO SIGN BY RC, AND ROWS 1-8 GET A PRE-SHOW MEET 'N' GREET PARTY WITH RICHARD CHEESE IN THE CELEBRITY CLUB!

  GET AUTOGRAPHS!
                  TAKE PICTURES!
                                        BE GROPED!

 

ADVANCE TICKETS
ON SALE
JULY 3 AT 10AM!

CLICK HERE!

TICKETS ON SALE AT CELEBRITY THEATRE BOX OFFICE.  PHONE ORDERS INCLUDE ADDITIONAL SERVICE CHARGES.  YOU CAN AVOID SOME ADDITIONAL CHARGES BY PURCHASING TICKETS IN PERSON AT THE BOX OFFICE.

BOX OFFICE MAY BE CLOSED OVER THE 7/4 HOLIDAY WEEKEND.



SCHEDULE SATURDAY 9/12/2009

6:00PM - VIP MEET & GREET PARTY (1-HOUR)
7:00PM - DOORS OPEN
8:00PM - OPENING ACT - TO BE ANNOUNCED!
8:45PM - INTERMISSION / DRINKING
9:00PM - RC&LATM PERFORM
(schedule subject to change)

DEPENDING ON TICKET SALES, THIS SHOW MIGHT BE A "HALF-HOUSE" PERFORMANCE, NOT NECESSARILY "IN THE ROUND."

 

CELEBRITY THEATRE!
     
     
     
! DO YOU LOVE DICK?
Sign up for email updates using
the form at top left.  We'll notify you
when more shows are announced.

If you'd like to hire Richard Cheese
to play in your town, please visit
our   SHOWS+BOOKING   page for
booking info.  We do weddings, parties,
barmitzvahs, and cheerleaders!
 
     
     
     
SATURDAY
19
SEPTEMBER
 
to be announced

ONE OF DICK'S LAST EVER CONCERTS
WITH HIS LOUNGE AGAINST
THE MACHINE BAND EVER
EVER!

 

TICKETS ON SALE SOON


(schedule subject to change)
 

 

 

     
     
     
SATURDAY
26
SEPTEMBER
 
to be announced

DICK'S LAST EVER CONCERTS
WITH HIS LOUNGE AGAINST
THE MACHINE BAND EVER
EVER!

 

TICKETS ON SALE SOON


(schedule subject to change)
 

 

 

     
     
     

 

NO MORE PUBLIC SHOWS WITH
LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
BAND AFTER SEPTEMBER 2009.
 

THANK YOU.

GOODNIGHT.
 

     
     
     

 

arriving 2010:
LAVAPALOOZA
lavapalooza.com

 

     
     
     

DURING THE MONTHS OF
SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER,
NOVEMBER, and DECEMBER,
RICHARD WILL BE ON
MEDICAL LEAVE.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Richard is scheduled to have a corneal transplant eye
operation in September!  Please buy his CDs so he
can afford to pay for it!

     
     
     
  (no more shows this month)  
     
     
     



 
2009 OCTOBER
     
     
     
  (no shows this month)  
     
     
     

DURING THE MONTHS OF
SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER,
NOVEMBER, and DECEMBER,
RICHARD WILL BE ON
MEDICAL LEAVE.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Richard is scheduled to have a corneal transplant eye
operation in September!  Please buy his CDs so he
can afford to pay for it!

     
     
     
  (no shows this month)  
     
     
     



 
2009 NOVEMBER
     
     
     
  (no shows scheduled)  
     
     
     
TUESDAY
10
NOVEMBER
NEW CD
"OK BARTENDER"
SENT TO FANCLUB
MEMBERS ONLY!

AVAILABLE IN STORES,
ON ITUNES, AND WHEREVER
MUSIC IS SOLD!

OR, PRE-ORDER THE ALBUM NOW AT
SUPER.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

AND YOU'LL RECEIVE IT NEXT WEEK!
 

 

     
     
     
THURSDAY
26
NOVEMBER
THANKSGIVING DAY

DICK THE HALLS!

'Tis the season to call your favorite radio station and request RC's hit holiday song, CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS, available on RCs "Silent Nightclub" CD!

(read the song lyrics in our
LIBRARY at the EXTRA CHEESE
link at richardcheese.com)


 

Dick The Halls!
     
     
     
  (no shows scheduled)  
     
     
     



 
2009 DECEMBER
     
     
     
  (no shows scheduled)  
     
     
     
THURSDAY
25
DECEMBER
CHRISTMAS DAY

DICK THE HALLS!

'Tis the season to call your favorite radio station and request RC's hit holiday song, CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS, available on RCs "Silent Nightclub" CD!

(read the song lyrics in our
LIBRARY at the EXTRA CHEESE
link at richardcheese.com)

Dick The Halls!
     
     
     
THURSDAY
31
DECEMBER
NEW YEAR'S EVE

 

RICHARD CHEESE
IS AVAILABLE!

HIRE DICK TO PLAY YOUR
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY...

IF YOU'RE RICH!


 

     
     
     
     



 

 

 

arriving 2010:
LAVAPALOOZA
lavapalooza.com


 

2010 JANUARY
     
     
     
! PLEASE NOTE:
WE DO NOT HAVE ANY 2010
SHOWS / DATES / CITIES / VENUES
SCHEDULED YET.  SORRY!
Sign up for email updates using
the form at top left.  We'll notify you
if any shows are announced.


If you'd like to hire Richard Cheese
to play in your town, please visit
our   SHOWS+BOOKING   page for
booking info.  We do weddings,
barmitzvahs, and cheerleaders!
 
     
     
     



 
2010 FEBRUARY
     
     
     
TUESDAY
23
FEBRUARY
NEW CD RELEASE
"OK BARTENDER"

AVAILABLE IN STORES,
ON ITUNES, AND WHEREVER
MUSIC IS SOLD!

OR, PRE-ORDER THE ALBUM NOW AT
SUPER.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

AND YOU'LL RECEIVE IT NEXT WEEK!
 

 

     
     
     



 
2010 MARCH
     
     
     



 
2010 APRIL
     
     
     



 
2010 MAY
     
     
     



 
2010 JUNE
     
     
     



 
2010 JULY
     
     
     



 
2010 AUGUST
     
     
     



 
2010 SEPTEMBER
     
     
     



 
2010 OCTOBER
     
     
     



 
2010 NOVEMBER
     
     
     



 
2010 DECEMBER
     
     
     
SATURDAY
25
DECEMBER
CHRISTMAS DAY

DICK THE HALLS!

'Tis the season to call your favorite radio station and request RC's hit holiday song, CHRISTMAS IN LAS VEGAS, available on RCs "Silent Nightclub" CD!

(read the song lyrics in our
LIBRARY at the EXTRA CHEESE
link at richardcheese.com)

Dick The Halls!
     
     
     



 
 

 


 


 

WHY IS DICK RETIRING?


Well, Richard Cheese and his Lounge Against The Machine band have been doing shows and gigs and concert tours for eight long years, so he's decided to take some time off from live performing. He's also had some vocal chord problems lately, so he's been advised to limit his singing exploits. And, he also needs an eye operation (seriously!)...but he'll be fine.

So, after the band plays one last round of shows in 2009 in the U.S. (and maybe Canada, Europe, Australia, and a couple other farflung locales), Dick will be hanging up his tiger-striped tuxedo. 

Meanwhile, Dick is spending time working on other projects, including new songs, new albums, new bands, and new cheerleaders.  In 2010, Dick may tour again with an all-new Hawaiian-band lineup, in support of his new album LAVAPALOOZA.  Plus, RC is also hoping to put out a concert movie/DVD, a book, some karaoke CDs, and a line of low-calorie salad dressings.

To receive news about Dick's future projects, please enter your email address in the form at top left to sign-up for fan club updates.

And, visit super.richardcheese.com to order RC's next 3 new CDs, which will be available to fan club members FIRST!

Dick, Bobby, Frank, and the rest of the LATM cats have loved meeting their fans and playing that swingin' lounge music over the years, and he and the band appreciate your continued support. He hopes to return to the stage in 2036 as a DNA replicated clonebot.

Swank you very much!

 


 


 


Keep abreast of Dick's tour schedule by signing up for
email updates, using the form on this page at top left.

Also see Dick's tour schedule at pollstar.com.

Thanks for spreading the cheese.

 

BEFORE YOU PURCHASE TICKETS
TO A RICHARD CHEESE SHOW, YOU
AND YOUR PARTY MUST AGREE
TO THESE TERMS:


1) I WILL NOT BECOME DRUNK AND DISORDERLY AT THE SHOW.

2) I WILL NOT SHOUT AT THE STAGE OR CAUSE ANY DISRUPTIONS.

3) I WILL NOT HARASS ANYONE, INCLUDING BAND MEMBERS, STAFF, AND OTHER AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

4) I WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO CUT IN LINE, CRASH THE STAGE, OR ENTER ANY OTHER RESTRICTED AREAS.

5) I WILL NOT IN ANY WAY BEHAVE IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO INTERFERE WITH ANYONE'S ENJOYMENT OF THE SHOW.

6) I WILL NOT RECORD, VIDEOTAPE, OR
OTHERWISE VIOLATE THE RIGHTS OF
THE PERFORMERS, THE VENUE, AND
THE ORIGINAL SONG WRITERS/PUBLISHERS.

VIOLATORS
WILL BE EJECTED
IMMEDIATELY.