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3 NEW
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RICHARD
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Check out all of Richard Cheese's swingin' CDs, featuring lounge singer versions of your favorite rock, rap, and pop hits.
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STORES
You can find Richard Cheese CDs in record stores around the world. Our CDs should be filed in "ROCK" under the letter "C" for "Cheese, Richard," right between Cheap Trick and Cher (sounds like my wedding night!). If you find our CDs filed under "LOUNGE" or "COMEDY," go ahead and move them to the "ROCK" section! If our CDs are sold out, PLEASE tell the store manager to ORDER 42 MORE!
If you'd like to sell Richard Cheese CDs in YOUR store, please visit our CONTACT page to contact our distributor Revelation Distribution.
THANKS FOR
SPREADING THE CHEESE!
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Before you contact us, read this entire section. We use PAYPAL for all our transactions; it's REALLY easy, they accept credit cards, no sign-up required. All prices are in U.S. Dollars. Questions? Visit www.paypal.com. You must provide a valid, working email address when you order. Make sure your name and address are correct in your PayPal profile, too. If you provide us with an invalid address, we will charge you for postage and we will charge you again to re-send your order! Sorry, we do not accept checks or money orders or cash, and we cannot accept orders by telephone or postal mail. Purchase transactions will appear on your credit-card statement as "WORLD INFORMATION SUPPLY" in California. You will receive a PAYPAL TRANSACTION DETAIL RECEIPT EMAIL. Please print it and save the email for reference! Make sure that you do not have our email addresses in your "junkmail" filter: you may receive messages from "pp2007 @ wishq.com" or "lounge @ richardcheese.com." California residents will be charged sales tax. Nevada residents will be charged sales tax on concert ticket purchases. Some items/sizes may be discontinued without notice. All of the CDs we sell at this website (except LATM) are packaged in a recycle-friendly cardboard jacket; no plastic jewel boxes here! Don't tell us that PayPal sucks, because they really don't. Millions of people use PayPal every day, we sell thousands of items every year. So, don't blame PayPal, it's your fault if you can't hook it up.
SHIPPING When you order, please be sure you
have provided your CURRENT CORRECT shipping address. Orders will be sent via first-class U.S. Postal Service (USPS) mail, not UPS. UPS sucks. We usually process all orders within
4-7 working days, a little longer for autographed items and international
orders. Please be patient, we're a small operation run by drunks.
You will NOT receive a shipment confirmation
email from us, we DON'T have a tracking number for you, and you need to just
RELAX. We trust the USPS, they have never ever lost one of our orders. To place a rush order, see the "EXPRESS MAIL SHIPPING $29 ADD-ON" option.
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: SAVE MONEY ON YOUR ORDER!
INSTRUCTIONS:
ORDER QUESTIONS? If you want a refund, just ask us. DO NOT CONTACT PAYPAL, send us an email first. Complete refunds are available if you request a refund within 48 hours of purchase and before your order is shipped. We love our fans and we will do our best to make you happy. Exchanges of defective merchandise are allowed within 15 days of delivery. No returns/exchanges/refunds on clothing items, sorry. If you haven't received your order within 21 days of the ship date, please wait a couple extra days. Before you contact us, make sure you check with your postal mail carrier or your local post office to see if they're, um, holding your package.. They might have attempted delivery while you were out, or maybe the package wouldn't fit in your mailbox. Contact your LOCAL DELIVERY POST OFFICE, or talk directly to the mailman on your route. They have the answers! Seriously, wait a couple days, the U.S. Postal Service always comes through. We have shipped THOUSANDS of CDs to our customers over the years, and we have NEVER LOST AN ORDER. Just be patient. If you are nevertheless a paranoid impatient namby-pamby who is convinced that your order is missing, or if you have any other questions, please email us:
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Dear Richard Cheese fan--
Thank you, and best wishes. |
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A LETTER FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JACK MONTEREY ABOUT DIGITAL MUSIC PIRACY
Hello. Thanks
very much for buying a fabulous
Richard Cheese CD. We truly hope
you enjoy the album, and we also
hope you will tell all your
friends about Richard Cheese
& Lounge Against The Machine. also read Jack's blog comments at www.myspace.com/richardcheese |

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