OFFICIAL CDs AND MERCHANDISE FROM
RICHARD CHEESE & JOHNNY ALOHA
CDs, Posters, T-Shirts, Tanktops,
Ties, and Autographed Gifts!
SPREADING THE CHEESE!
You can find Richard
Cheese CDs in record stores around the world.
Our CDs should be filed in "ROCK" under
the letter "C" for
"Cheese, Richard," right between Cheap Trick and
Cher (sounds like my wedding night!).
find our CDs filed under "LOUNGE" or "COMEDY," go
ahead and move them to the "ROCK" section!
If our CDs are sold out, PLEASE tell the store
manager to ORDER 42 MORE!
If YOU would like to sell
Richard Cheese CDs in YOUR store, please visit our
page to contact
our distributor, Revelation Distribution.
ATTENTION TATTOO SHOPS:
WANNA SELL RICHARD CHEESE CDs
IN YOUR STORE?
Dear Richard Cheese fan--
I appreciate your support of my music. However, instead of buying
one of my CDs, I would prefer that you please consider donating that
money to help those adversely affected by hurricanes, floods,
earthquakes, and Republicans.
Thank you, and best wishes.
A LETTER FROM COVERAGE RECORDS
ABOUT DIGITAL MUSIC PIRACY
Hello. Thanks very much for buying a fabulous CD from Coverage Records. We
truly hope you enjoy the album, and we also hope you will tell all your friends
about Johnny Aloha and Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.
However, we would like to respectfully ask our
customers to resist the temptation to make copies of our songs and give them
out via MP3, CDR, email, upload, or any other kind of file
sharing. Unauthorized internet distribution like this is a big problem
that really hurts Johnny Aloha, Richard Cheese, and your other favorite artists.
Johnny, Richard, and many other people spent
lots of time, energy, and money making these CDs. We're not a big media
corporation with lots of money; Richard and Johnny take money out of their own pockets to pay
for these CDs.
So, when you upload MP3s or give away burned
CDRs, that means fewer people will go out and buy the CD. And that means
these artists won't be able to recoup their investments, and that means we can't afford
to record any more albums. This is the real and serious consequence of
music piracy and illegal downloading.
Yes, the internet helps spread these great songs, and
we do appreciate the potential benefits of extra exposure. But recording, manufacturing, and
distribution cost money, and we have to sell as many CDs as possible just to
break even. We aren't in this business just to make money--we don't want a
huge profit; just enough to continue making more albums for you to enjoy.
We do this because we love the idea, we love the
music, but most of all, we love the fans who support us. So, please keep
supporting us by respecting our hard work, and by making sure you aren't
participating in or enabling the crime of stealing music. Or else I'll
come after you with a fucking bayonet.
Johnny, Richard, and I truly appreciate your
understanding, cooperation, and help. Thank you for your loyal support.
Jack Monterey, Senior Vice-President
Coverage Records / Lounge Mart
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