For more Richard Cheese CD's, T-Shirts, Thongs, and other
non-autographed merchandise, please visit
shop.richardcheese.com
HUGE DICK SALE!

We use PAYPAL for all our transactions; it's REALLY easy, they accept credit cards, no sign-up required.  All prices are in U.S. Dollars.  Questions?  Visit www.paypal.com.

You must provide a valid, working email address when you order.  Make sure your name and address are correct in your PayPal profile, too.  If you provide us with an invalid address, we will charge you for postage and we will charge you again to re-send your order!

Sorry, we do not accept checks or money orders or cash, and we cannot accept orders by telephone or postal mail.

Purchase transactions will appear on your credit-card statement as "WORLD INFORMATION SUPPLY" in California.  You will receive a PAYPAL TRANSACTION DETAIL RECEIPT EMAIL.  Please print it and save the email for reference! 

Make sure that you do not have our email addresses in your "junkmail" filter:  you may receive messages from "pp2007 @ wishq.com" or "lounge @ richardcheese.com."

California residents will be charged sales tax.  Nevada residents will be charged sales tax on concert ticket purchases.

Some items/sizes may be discontinued without notice.

All of the CDs we sell at this website (except LATM) are packaged in a recycle-friendly cardboard jacket; no plastic jewel boxes here!

Don't tell us that PayPal sucks, because they really don't.  Millions of people use PayPal every day, we sell thousands of items every year.  So, don't blame PayPal, it's your fault if you can't hook it up.

When you order, please be sure you have provided your CURRENT CORRECT shipping address.

If you provide us with an invalid address and your shipment is returned to us by the post office, we will charge you for postage and we will charge you again to re-send your order!

Orders will be sent via first-class U.S. Postal Service (USPS) mail, not UPS.  UPS sucks.

We usually process all orders within 4-7 working days, a little longer for autographed items and international orders.  Please be patient, we're a small operation run by drunks.

You will NOT receive a shipment confirmation email from us, we DON'T have a tracking number for you, and you need to just RELAX.  We trust the USPS, they have never ever lost one of our orders.

To place a Priority Mail order, purchase the additional "PRIORITY MAIL ADD-ON" option.  Priority mail orders will be sent out on or before the current shipdate.  According to the USPS, Priority Mail Packages are "delivered in an average of 2-3 days" from the above ship date to any U.S. destination, including PO boxes and military addresses. 

To place a rush order, see the "EXPRESS MAIL SHIPPING $29 ADD-ON" option.

INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS:

SAVE MONEY ON YOUR ORDER!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1)  Order the most expensive item using the "NON-U.S. CUSTOMERS" option.  You will be charged for international shipping on that item.
2)  Then, order the rest of your items as a "U.S. CUSTOMER."  You will be charged for regular U.S. shipping on those items.
3)  Then, check-out and pay for all of your shopping cart items.

This way, you only get charged for international shipping once on this order!
(Sorry, some items are not eligible for international customers.)

[WARNING:  ADDITIONAL CUSTOMS FEES MAY BE ADDED BY YOUR COUNTRY'S GOVERNMENT]
 

If you want a refund, just ask us.  DO NOT CONTACT PAYPAL, send us an email first.  Complete refunds are available if you request a refund within 48 hours of purchase and before your order is shipped.   We love our fans and we will do our best to make you happy.  Exchanges of defective merchandise are allowed within 15 days of delivery.  No returns/exchanges/refunds on clothing items, sorry.

If you haven't received your order within 21 days of the ship date, please wait a couple extra days. 

Before you contact us, make sure you check with your postal mail carrier or your local post office to see if they're, um, holding your package..  They might have attempted delivery while you were out, or maybe the package wouldn't fit in your mailbox.  Contact your LOCAL DELIVERY POST OFFICE, or talk directly to the mailman on your route.  They have the answers!

Seriously, wait a couple days, the U.S. Postal Service always comes through.  We have shipped THOUSANDS of CDs to our customers over the years, and we have NEVER LOST AN ORDER.  Just be patient.

If you are nevertheless a paranoid impatient namby-pamby who is convinced that your order is missing, or if you have any other questions, please email us:

1. Please be sure to email us from the same email address you ordered with!
    

2. Please forward us your PAYPAL TRANSACTION RECEIPT EMAIL.
    

3. If you don't have the receipt, you suck.  You still must provide this info:

   • Your complete name, address, phone number

   • Transaction date

   • Transaction number and Receipt ID

   • Complete item description, sizes, etc.

   • Your email address, the same email address you ordered with!!

4. Please forward ALL this information to us at lounge@richardcheese.com.

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WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE FOR ANY REASON AT OUR SOLE DISCRETION.
ORDER QUANTITIES MAY BE LIMITED.  SOME ITEMS/SIZES MAY BE DISCONTINUED WITHOUT NOTICE.
THE CROW FLIES AT MIDNIGHT.

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Dear Richard Cheese fan--

I appreciate your support of my music.  However, instead of buying one of my CDs, I would prefer that you please consider donating that money to help those adversely affected by hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, and Republicans.

MAKE A DONATION

Thank you, and best wishes.

--RC

Hello.  Thanks very much for buying a fabulous Richard Cheese CD.  We truly hope you enjoy the album, and we also hope you will tell all your friends about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.

However, we would like to respectfully ask our fans to resist the temptation to make copies of Richard's songs and give them out via MP3, CDR, email, Kazaa, or any other kind of "Napsteresque" file sharing.  Unauthorized internet distribution like this is a big problem that really hurts Richard Cheese and your other favorite artists.

Richard, his band, and many other people spent lots of time, energy, and money making this CD.  We're not a big media corporation with lots of money; Richard takes money out of his own pocket to pay for these CDs.

So, when you upload MP3s or give away burned CDRs, that means fewer people will go out and buy the CD.  And that means Richard won't be able to recoup his investment, and that means he can't afford to record any more albums.  This is the real and serious consequence of music piracy and illegal downloading.

Yes, the internet helps spread the Cheese, and we do appreciate the great exposure.  But recording, manufacturing, and distribution cost money, and we have to sell as many CDs as possible just to break even.  We aren't in this business just to make money--we don't want a huge profit; just enough to continue making more albums for you to enjoy.

We do this because we love the idea, we love the music, but most of all, we love the fans who support us.  So, please keep supporting us by respecting our hard work, and by making sure you aren't participating in or enabling the crime of stealing music.  Or else I'll come after you with a fucking bayonet.

Both I and Richard truly appreciate your understanding, cooperation, and help.  Thank you for believing in the cheese.

Best,

Jack Monterey, Executive Producer
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
lounge@richardcheese.com
 

also read Jack's blog comments at www.myspace.com/richardcheese