RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
SWINGIN' LOUNGE SINGER VERSIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE HIT SONGS!
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RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
SWINGIN' LOUNGE SINGER VERSIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE HIT
SONGS!
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GOOD EVENING!
3 NEW CDs
COMING IN 2009
MEMBERS.RICHARDCHEESE.COM
TOMORROW'S STANDARDS TODAY!
America's loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin' Vegas versions of rock, rap, and Top40
hits, "swankifying" contemporary songs into traditional
pop vocal standards. Cheese has sold more than 160,000 CDs;
his albums include Lounge Against The Machine, Tuxicity, I'd Like A
Virgin, Aperitif For Destruction, The Sunny Side Of The Moon, his
Christmas album Silent Nightclub, and his all-new TV Themes
album Dick At Nite.
Richard Cheese croons Vegas lounge-singer versions of rock and rap songs. Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you've got Dick.
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: 1) Richard Cheese has released 7 fabulous CDs since 2000. 2) You can order his next 3 albums NOW at members.richardcheese.com ! 3) He's playing Anaheim, San Diego, New York, DC, and more cities on his 2008-2009 farewell tour! 4) His music was featured in the film Dawn Of The Dead! 5) You can get YOUR NAME SUNG BY RC on his next CD! 6) He's sold more than 160,000 CDs since 2000! 7) You can request a song for Dick to swankify, see below! 8) He can't count!
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The hardest
working Dick in show business has played sellout shows around the
world, from New York to New Orleans, from Las Vegas to London, from
Portland to Portugal, from Hollywood to Honolulu. His songs have been featured in the
movie
Dawn Of The Dead
and the NBC-TV shows
Las Vegas
and Passions,
and he's performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN, MTV's Say What
Karaoke?, Fox & Friends on the Fox News Channel, and NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly as the
house band.
With his swanky jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his
enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of
music, martini, and madcap!
Thanks for spreading the cheese!
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PAGE!
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| A special message from
Richard Cheese to our brave troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the rest of the world: Hey kids...thanks for your kind emails and support. I have heard from many of you in the military who tell me that you listen to our songs while on duty. Wow! That is crazy and wonderful and I am flattered beyond words. I am proud of you and I believe in you and I think of you constantly. That's why I drink so much! I hope we bring you home soon. Keep swingin' and stay safe! ---RC |
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REQUEST-A-SONG FOR RICHARD CHEESE TO SWANKIFY!
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Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?
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FIRST, SEE WHICH SONGS ARE ALREADY ON
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DICK'S
SEVEN CDs . . . . VISIT OUR
TRACKLIST PAGE!
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THEN, .
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