CONTACT DICK

To send an email to Richard Cheese, please see the links below.  But before you send an email, please read the hilarious FAQs at our  ABOUT DICK  page first!
 
   

  WOULD YOU LIKE RC TO SING
YOUR NAME ON HIS NEW CD?
clIck here ►

      

 

 

REQUEST-A-SONG

Do you have a song suggestion for Dick's next CD?

FIRST, LOOK AT THE SONGS THAT ARE ALREADY ON RICHARD CHEESE'S 7 ALBUMS BY READING OUR TRACKLIST PAGE!
ALL CDs ON SALE AT OUR  CDs+CHEESE SHOP  LINK ABOVE!

THEN, click here to email your NEW song request idea to RC.


 

 

JOIN THE RICHARD CHEESE FANCLUB E-MAIL UPDATE LIST

Enter your email address to receive breaking news about Richard Cheese!  Please use the form at top left.

Or, you can sign up by sending a blank email to subscribe-80188@en.groundspring.org

The Richard Cheese Fanclub Email Update Signup Subscription Fun List is a DOUBLE-OPT-IN LIST, and you will be required to reply to a confirmation message to confirm your sign-up.  Please be sure that your e-mail will accept messages from Richard Cheese (lounge@richardcheese.com), and please check your "junk" folder for screened confirmation e-mail from our email list service, groundspring.org.  To unsubscribe, just email us, and we'll cordially remove you from our list.

 

 

CUSTOMER SERVICE

For Richard Cheese web-store customer service, please visit our  CDs+CHEESE SHOP  page for complete info.  DO NOT CALL US.  ONLY EMAIL US.

 

 

INTERVIEW REQUESTS

For interviews, press, radio, television, and other media inquiries, visit our "RICHARD CHEESE PRESSKIT" page (click the link at left).
 

 



 

BOOKINGS / HIRE THE BAND

To book the band for private and public events, you must visit the HIRE RICHARD CHEESE page at our  SHOWS+BOOKING  link above.  DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM! 

 

 

FILM / TV INQUIRIES

► MUSIC LICENSING FOR TV/FILM/COMMERCIALS -  If you'd like to use one of Richard Cheese's recordings in a national commercial, TV show, movie, or bus billboard, get your checkbook ready!  We'll tell you right now, it's EXPENSIVE, so don't contact us unless you're bigtime, baby.  Richard Cheese is represented by a big Beverly Hills agent, a ruthless Hollywood manager, and a bunch of offshore attorneys, so be sure you contact us before you go messin' round.  Please send your inquiries directly to:
Jack Monterey
Ideatown Entertainment, Los Angeles
lounge@richardcheese.com

Please note:   Before you can obtain permission from us to license or use a master audio recording from Richard Cheese, you must FIRST obtain a separate synchronization license from the original song publishers.  We do not control the publishing of the original songs covered by Richard Cheese, and we cannot license our recordings until you have licensed the original song composition/lyrics from the appropriate publishers.  Don't ask us about using a song until you have obtained permission from the publisher first.  For more info, please see the FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK" page.

Student film?  Short?  Documentary?  YouTube video?  Please see our FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK" page regarding indie films and amateur videos.  In short, we have a don't ask, don't tell policy on private non-commercial use, but we didn't tell you that.



 

EMAIL THE BAND

Before you send an email, please read the FAQs at our "ABOUT DICK" page first!   SERIOUSLY.  ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED THERE!!!

Richard Cheese, lounge singer
Bobby Ricotta, piano
 Chazz American, bass
Gordon Brie, bass
 Wayne String, bass
 Frank Feta, drums
 Buddy Gouda, drums

(PLEASE DON'T SEND THE SAME MESSAGE TO EVERYONE; ALL MESSAGES GO INTO THE SAME EMAIL INBOX!)
Paul Talbert, webmaster
 Jack Monterey, executive producer
 Michael Stand, booking/tour/merchandise manager
 James Mitchell, business manager

To book the band for private and public events, you must visit our HIRE RICHARD CHEESE page at our  SHOWS+BOOKING  link above.  DON'T CALL US, DON'T EMAIL US; YOU MUST USE OUR BOOKING FORM! 

 
 NOTE: 
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT OGLIO RECORDS OR SURFDOG RECORDS.  RICHARD CHEESE IS AN INDEPENDENT ARTIST, AND HE IS NO LONGER REPRESENTED BY ANY CORPORATE RECORD LABELS.
 



 

FAN MAIL / MAILING ADDRESS

To send some fanmail, naked pictures (ladies only please), or your extra cash to Richard Cheese, write to:

Richard Cheese
P.O. Box 4141
Palm Springs, California 92263

But we prefer email!   Seriously!  Don't send us anything!



 

GET AN AUTOGRAPH

Please visit our "GET AN AUTOGRAPH" page (click the link at left). 

 

 

CELEBRITY INQUIRIES

Are you a beautiful and famous celebrity supermodel movie star actress secretly in love with Richard Cheese but too shy to profess your affection?  Are you afraid that Richard will turn you down because he's probably already got his hands full with a harem of fabulous showgirls and playmates?  Are you hesitant to begin a tumultuous romantic affair with Richard because you both know that show business relationships rarely last under the blazing klieg lights of public scrutiny?  Do you long to have Richard serenade you in your palatial Malibu boudoir, but are worried that you'll scare him off with your expensive gifts, your private jets, and your obsession with sex?  Well, Reese, it's okay.  I'm all yours, just ask.  All you have to do is email me, babe.
 



 

CARLOTTA INQUIRIES

You wish!

 



 

MORE QUESTIONS?

Visit our "ABOUT DICK" page for other info about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine.